I don’t care how many songs Train has saying how San Francisco is cool, they’re still a shitty band

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trolleyology:

communistsextips:

Naming your penis ‘Zedong’ because of Chairman Mao.

“I would like to make a great leap forward into your pants.”

(Source: communistsextips)

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my job pays me in food

well I mean it’s a internship and I’m not paid but there’s free food

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just an alligator? I thought aussies were stronger than that

just an alligator? I thought aussies were stronger than that

(Source: did-yuo-kno)

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rats-in-the-walls:

I have like 40 of these pictures on my laptop hahahaha


I have probably reblogged this before but I will do it again since this gif is perfect

rats-in-the-walls:

I have like 40 of these pictures on my laptop hahahaha

I have probably reblogged this before but I will do it again since this gif is perfect

(Source: junkie-in-a-bag)

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why don’t women like me

I use semicolons correctly on facebook all the time 

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done with high school

and I got a nice $250 check from my grandpa and a ‘gift’ from my uncle which he’ll give me tomorrow/tonight

now that’s all said and done, what are some good concerts happening in sf this summer? 

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SFSU: School of Fucking Shit Up
Noah (via cartophilist)

(Source: cartophilist)

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andtheskylights:

He spoke it, believed it, and it happened! 

(Source: kidultxxx)

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badcgijosh:

I think Kanye West in the trailer for The Great Gatsby makes perfect sense

Kanye is basically Gatsby and he’s absolutely infatuated with Daisy Buchanan (Kanye) who is married to Tom (Kanye)

(Source: badcgijosh)

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