I don’t care how many songs Train has saying how San Francisco is cool, they’re still a shitty band
Naming your penis ‘Zedong’ because of Chairman Mao.
“I would like to make a great leap forward into your pants.”
(Source: communistsextips)
my job pays me in food
well I mean it’s a internship and I’m not paid but there’s free food
I have like 40 of these pictures on my laptop hahahaha
I have probably reblogged this before but I will do it again since this gif is perfect
(Source: junkie-in-a-bag)
why don’t women like me
I use semicolons correctly on facebook all the time
done with high school
and I got a nice $250 check from my grandpa and a ‘gift’ from my uncle which he’ll give me tomorrow/tonight
now that’s all said and done, what are some good concerts happening in sf this summer?
I think Kanye West in the trailer for The Great Gatsby makes perfect sense
Kanye is basically Gatsby and he’s absolutely infatuated with Daisy Buchanan (Kanye) who is married to Tom (Kanye)
(Source: badcgijosh)



